hey visitors: BRING IT.

Yes!
the sheets are on the bed

Yes!
we have plenty and plenty and plenty of spare towels

Yes!
the laundry is clean and fresh

Yes!
Clarence is somewhat well-mannered around strangers

Yes!
I'm mopping the floors tomorrow

Yes!
I'm prepared to shower quickly and coldly for the team

Yes!
did I vacuum? child, I never stop

Yes!
let's get you tan

Yes!
I have missed you, he has missed you, we have missed you

Yes!
please get here soon